Join us as the boys do a deep dive of investigative journalism on the origin, effects, and culture around 2007's most dangerous drug, jenkem. This podcast is also almost exactly one hour, so take that, 60 Minutes. Y'all ain't even a real hour.
I was starting to bleep all the names of dear, dear friends that we (Beans) kept bringing up, and then I realized the show would've been mostly bleeps, so I started leaving them in. Aaron would be delicious as hell, though.
There's a couple bathroom breaks in this episode, recorded live from the potty itself. We're not gonna edit it out, because bathroom breaks are real. And we're real. And YOU'RE real. No reason to lie about it. It's about time somebody was real. Speaking of real, the recorded audio of someone pissing is real disgusting, as you'll find out twice in this episode.
Magma. Mexican food plates. Your mother's naked form strewn across my floor-level queen mattress. None of these things compare to the heat level of the takes on this episode. Do you like nature? Sushi? Are you morally opposed to milking the intellectually disabled? This ain't the podcast for then, fella.
I really don't know how to edit audio. I know you know that, but it's important to me that you know I know I'm bad at editing audio. If you know any producers or audio engineers that wants to get paid in mustachio blowjobs, Mike will kindly oblige. Other than that, they'd have to work out of the kindness of their perfectly tuned hearts.
Putting my mister in your sister. She drooly on my tooly. Put that hatchet in a ratchet. These are some of the classic Fuckin' One Liners that Chance's chubby ass doesn't remember coming up with. Also forgot to work on my new character, Hank the Gay Libertarian. Stay tuned for that one.
Mike's making a very strong case to being the new co-host of this show. I mean, he brings diversity and drug stories. Pull out them foreskins, y'all, let us see what you're workin' with.
Beaner Confucious steps in and really takes the reigns for Connor
We recorded a podcast right before this one, and it was absolutely terrible. I can't stress enough how glad I am we didn't post that episode.
For reference, Chance is sick, Matt's wearing only long john's, and Connor is tall.